Frankenstein's Bride

condomdepot:

buddhabrot:

femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

every one makes fun of New Jersey but it fucking rules

Wow, these graphs really put the lack of proper sex education in school into perspective. 

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
(via jessielou24)
mmaggotbrain:

etsyifyourenasty:

Fast Food Jacket

Crying

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

“Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.”

― Robert Brault

(via kimthetigermartin)
If cutting your hair will help you to step forward,
do it.
If wearing nice clothes will help you lessen the pain,
do it.
If crying in the middle of the night until
you can’t breathe, will help you to feel okay,
do it.
If showing them that you’re weak compared to how you were before,
do it.
Don’t be scared to do the things that will help you to move forward, don’t be scared to show them that you’re not okay. Do things that will make you feel better,
Don’t give a fuck about what other people would say,
Think about yourself and nothing else.

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

That last one is disturbing


Photo by Peter Yang

Photo by Peter Yang

beardbalm:

Baby, I’m howling for you.

beardbalm:

Baby, I’m howling for you.